A REAL HAPPY STUD.
BAG OF THE WEEK.
JODIE.gif A love note
joliette.jpg Campground admission fee
x12132.jpg Breakfest bill at Restaurant Chez Station Douze
2001-05-19 Ottawa, ON



Yorkville

Alex the Nut

Ben the teacher
"I like teaching girls that misbehave. After I teach them, they behave well. I like girls that behave. Wanna see my Jeep?"
http://visualflex.net/bentheteacher
Chris the Snap-on Mechanic

"I like comic conventions. I liked extortioning the shit out of Jae Lee when he came to Montréal. We locked Jae Lee in a room and forced him to sign comic books for 2 days straight. We took his credit cards. We only gave them back at the end after he proved he was a good worker. After we gave back his credit cards, we rewarded him be going to the back of Metropolis where we gave him a good beating. I enjoyed beating Jae Lee. That was fun. But not as fun as zapping Sam Kieth with my 200,000 volt stun gun . I did it to him while he was signing books for people at the comic convention. He just fell flat on the table and drooled."
Cooper

Scooter's moped has been sold for $50! Proof above!
Dutch the hammer
"Nothing is more satisfying that having a dumb slut like Debbie Gibson to call up to go out with on a Friday night. I'd make her pick up some smack so I won't get caught. Then I'd make her deliver it. And no matter what, I'd always blame her for bringing the wrong stuff."
"Here's a pic of Zerk and I, having dinner with a buncha comic book losers. I think one of them was Sam Keith. I couldn't give a crap who the rest were."
"A pic of my bitch girlfriend."
Joey

Sauza Tequila Blanco J-ELLO invented by Joey
The Delta88 B-Body mod page
Johnny Mnemonic

"I went camping with the Konfused, and they shot at me!"
Poncho Rodriguez

"I'm the Lt. I like being the drummer (this IS a band...), but I like breaking drum sets, too. So that is that. I also like cool stuff that shoots . Bullwinkle is an idiot. And all I know is that funny things happen on the internet... ...oh, these are pict's of me and my team. BMW's are cool..."
X-ring's AirSoft Hobby Site

PWA

"This is a picture of me and my friend Dutch. We are inside a bathroom taking a piss in the piss-stalls. All these people here are my friends. I like all my friends. Dutch is my friend."
"My computer is in Spectre's old ATX case. I've dropped it on my toe, I've dropped it on the floor, and to this day I'm still trying to get it to work perfectly."
Zerk







| Did you know Zerk has owned every GM vehicle, except Cadillac? |
movie.txt Zerk's movie list